cleanscarysimpleI don't have eyes, but once I did see. Once I had thoughts, but now I'm white and empty.
Skull.
cleanlogicwhat am II repeat only the last word you say. The more I repeat, the softer I got. I cannot be seen but can be heard. What am I?
An Echo.
cleanlogictrickyThere is bomb on top of a computer; around the computer are a hairbrush, keys, phone and a cup. When the explosion comes, what item destroyed first?
The bomb.
funnyIf you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
Very large hands.
funnyWhat's the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?
Your teeth.
funnytrickyIf it takes one man three days to dig a hole, how long does it take two men to dig half a hole?
You can't dig half a hole.
cleanlogicsimpleFeed me and I live, yet give me a drink and I die.
Fire.
cleansimplelogicWhat is it that has hands, yet is unable to clap?
A clock.
cleanpoemsWhat has roots as nobody sees,
Is taller than trees,
Up, up it goes
And yet never grows?
A mountain.
funnyWhat do moths study in school?
Mothematics.