cleanwhat am IsimpleBorn of water, I drown in water. A blood-thirsty beast you can barely see. What am I?
A mosquito.
cleanfunnyWhen does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
In the dictionary.
cleanlogicmysterywhat am II can only live where there is light, but I die if the light shines on me.
What am I?
A shadow.
cleanfunnyscaryWhat room do ghosts avoid?
The living room.
who am II am as big as you are, but I am weightless. Who am I?
My shadow.
funnytrickyWhat kind of dog has a bark but no bite?
A Dogwood.
cleversimplecleanlogicWhat body part is pronounced as one letter but written with three, only two different letters are used?
Eye.
cleansimplelogicA girl was ten on her last birthday, and will be twelve on her next birthday. How is this possible?
Today is her 11th Birthday.
cleanfunnylogicHow can a pants pocket be empty and still have something in it?
It can have a hole in it.
cleanIt will never ask you any question, but you will still answer it. What is that?
A door bell and a phone call.