funnyIf you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
Very large hands.
funnyWhat's the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?
Your teeth.
funnyWhat do moths study in school?
Mothematics.
funnystupidWhat do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.
cleanfunnysimpleWhat kind of dog never bites?
A hot dog.
funnyWhat part of London is in Brazil?
"L".
funnyWhat do you call a bee come from America?
USB
funnyloveHow do you spell a pretty girl with only two letters?
QT.
cleanfunnyWhat is the first thing a storm cloud puts on after a shower?
Thunderwear.
cleanfunnylogicsimpleWhat can go up a chimney down but not down a chimney up?
An umbrella.
