funnyWhat's the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?
Your teeth.
funnyWhat do moths study in school?
Mothematics.
funnystupidWhat do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.
cleanfunnysimpleWhat kind of dog never bites?
A hot dog.
funnyWhat part of London is in Brazil?
"L".
funnyWhat do you call a bee come from America?
USB
funnyloveHow do you spell a pretty girl with only two letters?
QT.
cleanfunnyWhat is the first thing a storm cloud puts on after a shower?
Thunderwear.
cleanfunnylogicsimpleWhat can go up a chimney down but not down a chimney up?
An umbrella.
cleanfunnymysteryThey have not flesh, nor feathers, nor scales, nor bone. Yet they have fingers and thumbs of their own. What are they?
Gloves.
