funnyWhat do bees do with their honey?
They cell it.
funnyWhat does the Invisible Man drink at snack time?
Evaporated milk.
trickyfunnyWhat do you call a calf after it's six months old?
Seven months old.
crazyfunnyI am a soldier and i really hate one month. Which month i am talking about?
March.
cleanfunnyWhen does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
In the dictionary.
cleanfunnyscaryWhat room do ghosts avoid?
The living room.
funnytrickyWhat kind of dog has a bark but no bite?
A Dogwood.
funnyIf you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
Very large hands.
funnyWhat's the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?
Your teeth.
funnyWhat do moths study in school?
Mothematics.
