funnyWhat does the Invisible Man drink at snack time?
Evaporated milk.
trickyfunnyWhat do you call a calf after it's six months old?
Seven months old.
crazyfunnyI am a soldier and i really hate one month. Which month i am talking about?
March.
cleanfunnyWhen does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
In the dictionary.
funnyThere’s a key that opens no doors but fills your stomach, what key is it?
A turkey.
funnyIf you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
Very large hands.
cleanfunnyscaryWhat room do ghosts avoid?
The living room.
funnytrickyWhat kind of dog has a bark but no bite?
A Dogwood.
funnyWhat's the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?
Your teeth.
funnyWhat do moths study in school?
Mothematics.
