funnypunnyWhat kind of flower lives between your mouth and chin?
Two-lips.
funnyIt is young but not that old. It gives you money. What is it?
Your mom.
funnypunnyDogs have fleas. What do sheep have?
Fleece.
trickyfunnyIt is a city that has no people! What is that?
Electricity.
cleanfunnytrickyYou are in a cold house in the winter.
It is dark.
You have one match.
There is a candle and there is a wood burning stove.
Which do you light first?
The match.
crazyfunnyWhy shouldn't you tell an Easter egg a joke?
It might crack up.
funnysimpletrickyA clerk in the butcher shop is 5 feet, 10 inches tall. What does he weigh?
Meat.
cleverfunnyWhere do fish deposit their money?
On the river bank.
trickyfunnyWhat does a cat have that no other animal has?
Kittens.
funnyWhat do bees do with their honey?
They cell it.