funnytrickycleverWhy don't tigers like fast food?
Because they can't catch it!
funnytrickyWhat kind of dog has a bark but no bite?
A Dogwood.
what am IsimplecleanI live in a house. Each Halloween I stand in a jack-o-lantern and get shorter as I grow old. What Am I?
A candle.
cleanpoemsWhat has roots as nobody sees,
Is taller than trees,
Up, up it goes
And yet never grows?
A mountain.
cleanlogicmysterywhat am II can only live where there is light, but I die if the light shines on me.
What am I?
A shadow.
cleansimpleWhat comes down and goes up again and again? What is that?
Rain. It falls on the ground, evaporates, forms into clouds and falls as rain again.
cleantrickyWhen can you add two to eleven and get one as the correct answer?
When you add two hours to eleven o'clock, you get one o'clock.
stupidpunnyWhen a girl slips on the ice, why can't her brother help her up?
He can't be a brother and assist her (a sister).
cleanwhat am IsimplelogicI am a nut with a whole. What am I?
Donut.
cleanlogicwhat am II repeat only the last word you say. The more I repeat, the softer I got. I cannot be seen but can be heard. What am I?
An Echo.
