funnystupidWhat do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.
funnytrickyWhat kind of dog has a bark but no bite?
A Dogwood.
cleanwhat am IsimpleI live in the ocean.
I have eight legs, two big claws and a tail.
My body has a hard shell.
I eat anything I can find.
I am a...
Lobster.
cleanpoemsWhat has roots as nobody sees,
Is taller than trees,
Up, up it goes
And yet never grows?
A mountain.
cleanlogicmysterywhat am II can only live where there is light, but I die if the light shines on me.
What am I?
A shadow.
cleantrickyWhen can you add two to eleven and get one as the correct answer?
When you add two hours to eleven o'clock, you get one o'clock.
stupidpunnyWhen a girl slips on the ice, why can't her brother help her up?
He can't be a brother and assist her (a sister).
cleanwhat am IsimplelogicI am a nut with a whole. What am I?
Donut.
cleanlogicwhat am II repeat only the last word you say. The more I repeat, the softer I got. I cannot be seen but can be heard. What am I?
An Echo.
funnyWhat part of London is in Brazil?
"L".
