You leave home, make three left turns, and return home where you find two men wearing masks. Who are they?
A catcher and an umpire.
What is the center of Gravity?
The letter V.
What is the last thing you take off before bed?
Your feet off the floor.
Samuel was out for a walk when it started to rain. He did not have an umbrella and he wasn't wearing a hat. His clothes were soaked, yet not a single hair on his head got wet. How could this happen?
He is bald.
What bird can lift the most?
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Armored but not a knight, snapping but not a twig, and always at home, even on the move. What am I?
Who is bigger: Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, or their baby?
The baby, because he is a little bigger.
How many months have 28 days?
All of them. Every month has 28 days. Some just continue on after reaching 28.
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
The cost of making only the maker knows,
Valueless if bought, but sometimes traded.
A poor man may give one as easily as a king.
When one is broken pain and deceit are assured.