cleanlogicsimpleHad at work day and night, it counts the numbers over and over. Although it counts all its life, it never gets past twelve.
Clock.
cleanWhat has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?
A penny.
cleanwhat am IsimplelogicI travel all over the world, but always stay in my corner. What am I?
A stamp.
funnytrickyWhat do you get if you add 2 to 200 four times?
202 , 202 , 202 , 202.
logicwhat am IsimplecleanI travel all over the world. But I could not move, just stay in a same single spot. What Am I?
A stamp.
funnyloveWhat happens when you fall in love with a french chef?
You get buttered up.
funnypunnyWhere do you find a birthday present for a cat?
In a cat-alogue.
cleansimpleWhat is the greatest worldwide use of cowhide?
To cover cows.
cleansimpleWhat is the difference between yesterday and tomorrow?
Today.
clevercleansimpleWhat has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps, can run but never walks, and has a bank but no money?
A river.
