cleanWhat has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?
A penny.
cleanlogicsimpleHad at work day and night, it counts the numbers over and over. Although it counts all its life, it never gets past twelve.
Clock.
logicwhat am IsimplecleanI travel all over the world. But I could not move, just stay in a same single spot. What Am I?
A stamp.
funnytrickyWhat do you get if you add 2 to 200 four times?
202 , 202 , 202 , 202.
funnyloveWhat happens when you fall in love with a french chef?
You get buttered up.
funnypunnyWhere do you find a birthday present for a cat?
In a cat-alogue.
cleansimpleWhat is the greatest worldwide use of cowhide?
To cover cows.
cleanwhat am IsimpleI have four legs and a long tail.
I eat oats and hay.
I love to run fast.
I let people ride on my back.
I am a...
Horse.
who am IcleansimplelogicA father's child, a mother's child, yet no one's son.
Who am I?
Daughter
funnyWhat bone will a dog never eat?
A trombone.