funnypunnyWhat is the Easter Bunny's favorite kind of music?
Hip-hop!
cleanlogicmathHow do you make the number 7 an even number without addition, subtraction, multiplication, or division?
Drop the "S".
cleanwhat am IPeople buy me to eat, but never eat me. What am I?
A plate.
crazypunnyWhat is the softest nut in the entire world?
A Donut.
cleanlogicsimpleIt is impossible to keep it until you give it someone else. What is that?
A promise.
funnyWhat do moths study in school?
Mothematics.
cleansimplepunnyA turkey has a musical part to it, what is it?
Drumstick.
simplelogictrickyYou see a boat filled with people. It has not sunk, but when you look again you don't see a single person on the boat. Why?
All the people were married.
cleanfunnytrickyYou are in a cold house in the winter.
It is dark.
You have one match.
There is a candle and there is a wood burning stove.
Which do you light first?
The match.
cleansimpleWhat is the difference between yesterday and tomorrow?
Today.
