Best riddles

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Suit of armor

If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?
Silverware.
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clean

Never ahead

Never ahead, ever behind, yet flying swiftly past; for a child, I last forever; for an adult, I'm gone too fast. What am I?
Time.
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40 votes

funny

Cards on the ark

Why couldn't they play cards on the ark?
Because Noah sat on the deck.
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40 votes

cleanshort

What king can you make

What king can you make if you take: the head of a lamb the middle of a pig the hind of a buffalo and the tail of a dragon?
A lion, king of the jungle! (the head of a Lamb, the middle of a pIg, the hind of a buffalO and the tail of a dragoN)
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40 votes

logicshort

Egyptian coin

An archeologist claims he found a Roman coin dated 46 B.C. in Egypt. How much should Louvre Museum pay for the coin? Note: Roman coins can really be found in Egypt
Nothing. That coin is as phony as a three dollar bill. In 46 B.C., they wouldn't have known how many years before Christ it was.
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40 votes

logicshort

A man hijacks an aeroplane

A man hijacks an aeroplane transporting both passengers and valuable cargo. After taking the cargo, the man demands two parachutes, puts one of them on, and jumps, leaving the other behind. Why did he want two?
If the officials thought he was jumping with a hostage, they would never risk giving him a faulty parachute.
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40 votes

cleanshort

Sea twinkle

Why does the sea twinkle?
It was full of starfish.
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40 votes