If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?
Never ahead, ever behind, yet flying swiftly past; for a child, I last forever; for an adult, I'm gone too fast. What am I?
What do you get if you cross a giraffe and a hedgehog?
A 6 foot toothbrush.funny
Why couldn't they play cards on the ark?
Because Noah sat on the deck.cleanshort
What king can you make if you take:
the head of a lamb
the middle of a pig
the hind of a buffalo
and the tail of a dragon?
A lion, king of the jungle! (the head of a Lamb, the middle of a pIg, the hind of a buffalO and the tail of a dragoN)logicshort
An archeologist claims he found a Roman coin dated 46 B.C. in Egypt. How much should Louvre Museum pay for the coin? Note: Roman coins can really be found in Egypt
Nothing. That coin is as phony as a three dollar bill. In 46 B.C., they wouldn't have known how many years before Christ it was.logicshort
A man hijacks an aeroplane transporting both passengers and valuable cargo. After taking the cargo, the man demands two parachutes, puts one of them on, and jumps, leaving the other behind. Why did he want two?
If the officials thought he was jumping with a hostage, they would never risk giving him a faulty parachute. animalcleanfunnyshort
What is a lion’s favorite state?
Why does the sea twinkle?
It was full of starfish.cleanshort
What is as big as you are and yet does not weigh anything?