What kind of soda must you not drink?
What type of cheese is made backwards?
Can you arrange four 9's and use of at most 2 math symbols, make the total be 100?
99 / .99
99 + 9/9
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.
Why are ghosts bad liars?
Because you can see right through them.
Think of a number. Double it. Add ten. Half it. Take away the number you started with. What is your number?
Your number is 5.
Sam is talking to his lawyer in jail. They are very upset because the judge has refused to grant bail. At the end of the conversation Sam is allowed to leave the jail. Why?
Sam is visiting his lawyer, who had been arrested and jailed.
What do you call a kitten drinking lemonade?
If Fortune had a daughter, what would her name be?
Misfortune - (Miss Fortune).