# Best riddles

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## Pilot

Why did the pilot sit on her alarm clock?
She wanted to be on time.
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## Little ink stains crying

Why were the little ink stains crying?
Their mother was still in the pen and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.
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## Burning Rope Problem

A man has two ropes of varying thickness (Those two ropes are not identical, they aren’t the same density nor the same length nor the same width). Each rope burns in 60 minutes. He actually wants to measure 45 mins. How can he measure 45 mins using only these two ropes. He can’t cut the one rope in half because the ropes are non-homogeneous and he can’t be sure how long it will burn.
He will burn one of the rope at both the ends and the second rope at one end. After half an hour, the first one burns completely and at this point of time, he will burn the other end of the second rope so now it will take 15 mins more to completely burn. so total time is 30+15 i.e. 45mins.
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## What did the beach say

What did the beach say when the tide came in?
Long time no sea.
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## Which is faster?

Which is faster among the two? Hot or cold?
Hot is faster, as you can easily catch cold.
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## 28 days

I have 28 days in a month. Which month I am?
All months in a year have 28 days and many have more than 28 days.
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## Crash of thunder

Why is a crash of thunder like a jewler?
Because both make the ear-ring.
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## The Two Barbers

There is a small town in the midwest with exactly 2 barbershops, one on each side of town. The barbershop on the west side of town is pristine. Its floors are spotless, the windows are always perfectly clear, and the air always smells fresh. The barber has a friendly smile, shined shoes, a well-groomed head of hair, and a fancy shirt. The barbershop on the east side of town is a mess. Its floors and windows are dirty, and the air smells of garbage. The barber always has a grimace on his face. His skin is oily, his hair is short and ragged, and he has food on his clothes all the time. A man travelling through the town realizes he needs a haircut. Knowing the stories of the two barbers, the man decides to go to the dirty barbershop on the east side of town. Why does he do this?
Because there are only two barbers in the town, the barbers must cut each-other's hair. The barber on the west side of town has a nice haircut, so the east-side barber must be a good barber. On the other hand, the barber on the east side of town has ragged hair, meaning the west-side barber must not be very good. So the man goes to the east-side barber to get a better haircut.
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## When you cross a cow and a lawnmower

What do you get when you cross a cow and a lawnmower?
A lawnmooer.
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