animalfunnyWhat do you get when you cross a potato with an elephant?
Mashed potatoes.
logicshortJohn Heysham Gibbon was most renowned surgeon of 1940-1970. More than 90% of his surgeries he performed are highly successful and still almost all of his patients die.
The surgery was performed way back, by now approx 90% of them have died by old age.
cleanshortWhat has no beginning, end, or middle?
A doughnut.
logicshortA man was driving a truck at 60 mph. He did not have his headlights on and the moon was not up. Yet he did not hit the woman who crossed the road. How?
He was driving the truck during daytime.
cleanshortThere are five vowels (a, e, i, o, u) in English language.
Can you tell us a word contains of all these vowels ?
Unquestionably.
funnyWhat do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?
Dead.
cleancrazyfunnyshortJason decided to give his bike 3 coats of paint. Which coat would go on the first?
The second, as it is the only coat that can go on 'the first' coat.
funnyshortWhat did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine's Day?
I am nuts about you.
funnyWhy did the doughnut shop close?
The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
cleanlogicshortIt is greater than god, more evil than the devil, the poor have it, the rich need it, and if you eat it, you will die? What is it?
Nothing.
