# Best riddles

## Keep my head up high

I like to twirl my body but keep my head up high. After I go in, everything becomes tight. What am I?
Screw.
74.36 %

Both have pupils.
74.36 %
funny

## The best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed

What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?
Sleep somewhere else.
74.36 %
stupid

The old one was: Out of date The new one is: Different He said: My password is "Out of date." And the boss told him the new one when he said: "The password is different."
74.34 %
simple

## Brown and sticky

What is brown and sticky?
A stick.
74.33 %
funny

## An alligator wearing a vest

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
An investigator.
74.33 %
funny

## Play with English

Buy me, deliver me or even smell me, I won’t change! I will remain same!
Cent, Sent and Scent.
74.30 %

## 2 numbers

Divide 110 into two parts so that one will be 150 percent of the other. What are the 2 numbers?
44 and 66.
74.29 %
tricky

## League baseball game

In a major league baseball game, a pitcher faced only 27 batters. Every batter he faced, he struck out. He allowed no hits and no runs, yet his team lost 4-0. How could this be?
He came in as a relief pitcher in the top of first winning with no outs after the dork starting pitcher had already given up four runs!
74.29 %