A woman depended on a public telephone to make her calls, but it was usually out of order. Each day she reported this to the phone company, but nothing was done. Finally she came up with a fib that she told the phone company. The phone was fixed the next day. What did she tell them?
She told them that people were making calls without having to pay.short
Take away my first letter, and I still sound the same. Take away my last letter, I still sound the same. Even take away my letter in the middle, I will still sound the same. I am a five letter word. What am I?
What is the best thing to take when you’re run over?
The license plate of the vehicle that hit you.funnyshortwhat am I
I take what you receive and surrender it all by waving my fla. What am I?
How do you make an egg laugh?
Tell it a yolk.logicshort
If you were to put a coin into an empty bottle and then insert a cork into the neck, how could you remove the coin without taking out the cork or breaking the bottle?
Push the cork into the bottle and shake the coin out. logicshort
What country is hidden in the paragraph below?
As defendants, we deny all involvement in the unscrupulous dealings which have come to light in the recent government investigation.
What has six faces, but does not wear makeup. It also has twenty-one eyes, but cannot see?
A die (dice).cleanshortwhat am I
I am taken from a mine,
and shut up in a wooden case
from which I’m never released,
and yet I am used by many.
What am I?
A man came to visit at a convent while the superior mother was out of town. He left before she returned, and was careful to leave nothing behind. The nuns said nothing about his visit, so how did the superior mother figure out that a man had been there?
Because a toilet seat was up.