Why did the king go to the dentist?
To get a new crown.cleanfunny
What do you need to spot an iceberg 20 miles away?
What goes in dry and hard, but comes out wet and soft?
If a man carried my burden
He would break his back.
I am not rich,
but leave silver in my track.
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
It's time to go to sweep.logic
Which month has 30 days?
All of them, except February.short
If there are four sheep, two dogs and one herds-men, how many feet are there?
Two. Sheep have hooves; dogs have paws; only people have feet.cleanshort
Weight in my belly,
Trees on my back,
Nails in my ribs,
Feet I do lack.
Why couldn't they play cards on the ark?
Because Noah sat on the deck.cleanfunny
What did the rug say to the floor?
Don't move, I've got you covered.