Once there was a night watchman who had been caught several times sleeping on the job. The boss issued the final warning. On the next night he was caught with his head on his hand and his elbows on the desk. "Aha, I've caught you again," exclaimed the boss. The watchman's eyes popped open immediately and he knew what had happened. Being a quick thinking man, he said one word before looking up at the boss. The boss apologized profusely and went home. What was the one word?
The one word was "AMEN", thus making the Boss believe he was praying rather than sleeping. cleanfunnyshort
What is the center of Gravity?
The letter V.crazyfunnyshort
You meet Dracula and his new girlfriend at a bar, you ask how they met. What is Dracula’s response?
It was love at first bite.cleanfunny
What did Adam say the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!cleanshort
What jumps higher than a building?
All animals can jump higher than a building. Buildings do not jump.logic
Sally and her younger brother were fighting. Their mother was tired of the fighting, and decided to punish them by making them stand on the same piece of newspaper in such a way that they couldn't touch each other. How did she accomplish this?
Sally's mother slid a newspaper under a door and made Sally stand on one side of the door and her brother on the other.cleanfunnyshort
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs bunny.animalcleanpoemsshortwhat am I
To you, rude would I never be,
Though I flag my tongue for all to see.
What am I?
What is brown and sticky?
At the sound of me, men may dream or stamp their feet.
At the sound of me, women may laugh or sometimes weep.