animalcleanshortIf a man carried my burden
He would break his back.
I am not rich,
but leave silver in my track.
Snail.
cleanfunnyshortWhat did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
It's time to go to sweep.
logicWhich month has 30 days?
All of them, except February.
shortIf there are four sheep, two dogs and one herds-men, how many feet are there?
Two. Sheep have hooves; dogs have paws; only people have feet.
cleanshortWeight in my belly,
Trees on my back,
Nails in my ribs,
Feet I do lack.
Ship.
funnyWhy couldn't they play cards on the ark?
Because Noah sat on the deck.
cleanfunnyWhat did the rug say to the floor?
Don't move, I've got you covered.
logicmath
Note: This riddle must be done IN YOUR HEAD ONLY and NOT using paper and a pen.
Take 1000 and add 40 to it.
Now add another 1000.
Now add 30.
Another 1000.
Now add 20.
Now add another 1000.
Now add 10.
What is the total?
The answer is 4100, check it out on a calculator. Did you think it was 5000? Most people add the 100 as 1000 by mistake.
cleanfunnyI run over fields and woods all day. Under the bed at night I sit, never alone. My tongue hangs out, up and to the rear, waiting to be filled in the morning. What am I?
A shoe.
cleanfunnyWhat is black and white and read all over?
A newspaper.
