General Custer is surrounded by Indians and he's the only cowboy left.
He finds an old lamp in front of him and rubs it. Out pops a genie. The genie grants Custer one wish, with a catch. He says, "Whatever you wish for, each Indian will get two of the same thing." Custer ponders a while and thinks:"If I get a bow and arrow they get two. If I get a rifle they get two!" He then rubs the bottle again and out pops the genie. "Well," the genie asks "have you made up your mind?"
What did Custer ask for to help him get away?
One glass eye.logic
In medieval England, a king's jester was imprisoned (the king didn't like the jester's jokes). The jester was locked in a room at the top of a high tower. The room had only one tiny window. The jester found a piece of rope. It wasn't long enough to reach the ground. So, he divided it in half and tied the two halves together. This made the rope long enough and he escaped. How?
He divided the rope vertically, not horizontally.cleanloveshort
He has married many but has never been married . Who is he?
What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?
Alive as you but without breath,
As cold in my life as in my death;
Never a thirst though I always drink,
Dressed in a mail but never a clink.
Finish the sequence:
7 8 5 5 3 4 4 ?
6 - the number of letters in the month august; (January has 7 letters, February has 8 etc.)animalcleanfunny
What do you call an elephant with wings?
A Jumbo Jet.cleanfunny
Why did the king go to the dentist?
To get a new crown.cleanfunnyshort
Some months have 30 days, and some months have 31 days. How many have 28?
All of them.cleanfunny
What do you need to spot an iceberg 20 miles away?