How can you tell when there is an elephant in your sandwich?
When it is too heavy to lift.clean
With thieves I consort,
with the vilest, in short,
I'm quite at ease in depravity;
Yes all divines use me,
And savants can't lose me,
For I am the center of gravity.
How far can you run into the woods?
Half way. If you go in any further, you’d be running OUT of the woods.
Why is a crash of thunder like a jewler?
Because both make the ear-ring.cleanlogicshort
It is impossible to keep it until you give it someone else. What is that?
Why were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?
Because they were Wright (right).logicmathshort
What do you get if you add 3 to 300 five times?
303 , 303 , 303 , 303 , 303cleanshortwhat am I
I can run, but not walk. Thought is not far behind me. What am I?
A man wanted to enter an exclusive club but did not know the password that was required. He waited by the door and listened. A club member knocked on the door and the doorman said, "twelve." The member replied, "six " and was let in. A second member came to the door and the doorman said, "six." The member replied, "three" and was let in. The man thought he had heard enough and walked up to the door. The doorman said ,"ten" and the man replied, "five." But he was not let in. What was the right answer then?
Three. The doorman lets in those who answer with the number of letters in the word the doorman says.cleanfunny
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?