Best riddles

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With thieves I consort

With thieves I consort, with the vilest, in short, I'm quite at ease in depravity; Yes all divines use me, And savants can't lose me, For I am the center of gravity.
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logicshort

How far can you run

How far can you run into the woods?
Half way. If you go in any further, you’d be running OUT of the woods.
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40 votes

Crash of thunder

Why is a crash of thunder like a jewler?
Because both make the ear-ring.
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40 votes

funnyshort

Inventors of the airplane

Why were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?
Because they were Wright (right).
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40 votes

cleanlogic

An exclusive club

A man wanted to enter an exclusive club but did not know the password that was required. He waited by the door and listened. A club member knocked on the door and the doorman said, "twelve." The member replied, "six " and was let in. A second member came to the door and the doorman said, "six." The member replied, "three" and was let in. The man thought he had heard enough and walked up to the door. The doorman said ,"ten" and the man replied, "five." But he was not let in. What was the right answer then?
Three. The doorman lets in those who answer with the number of letters in the word the doorman says.
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40 votes