The day before two days after the day before tomorrow is Saturday. What day is it today?
Friday.
cleanshortThousands lay up gold within this house, but no man made it. Spears past counting guard this house, but no man wards it.
A beehive.
cleanlogicshortTall I am young, short I am old. While with life I glow, wind is my foe. What am I?
A candle.
cleanfunnylogicA woman with no driver license goes the wrong way on a one-way street and turns left at a corner with a no left turn sign. A policeman sees her but does nothing... Why?
She is walking.
funnyshortBay of Bengal is in which state?
Liguid.
animalcleanshortA turkey has a musical part to it, what is it?
Drumstick.
funnyshortWhy is it against the law for a man living in Delhi to be buried in Mumbai?
Because he is still living.
cleanloveshortWhats the difference between love and marriage?
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
cleanloveThis word is a favorite of girls. Boys are unnerved on the mention of it. Once love finds its accompaniment, it becomes a lifelong event. What is it?
Forever.
cleanfunnyloveshortHow do you get the attention of someone you love?
By screaming out "I love you" loudly to someone else.
