Best riddles

What day is it today?

The day before two days after the day before tomorrow is Saturday. What day is it today?
Friday.
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40 votes

cleanfunnylogic

A woman with no driver license

A woman with no driver license goes the wrong way on a one-way street and turns left at a corner with a no left turn sign. A policeman sees her but does nothing... Why?
She is walking.
93.70 %
40 votes

animalcleanshort

A turkey

A turkey has a musical part to it, what is it?
Drumstick.
93.70 %
40 votes

funnyshort

Against the law

Why is it against the law for a man living in Delhi to be buried in Mumbai?
Because he is still living.
93.70 %
40 votes

cleanlove

A favorite of girls

This word is a favorite of girls. Boys are unnerved on the mention of it. Once love finds its accompaniment, it becomes a lifelong event. What is it?
Forever.
93.70 %
40 votes

cleanfunnyloveshort

Someone you love

How do you get the attention of someone you love?
By screaming out "I love you" loudly to someone else.
93.70 %
40 votes