Why is a crash of thunder like a jewler?
Because both make the ear-ring.cleanlogicshort
It is impossible to keep it until you give it someone else. What is that?
Why were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?
Because they were Wright (right).funnylogicwhat am I
What am I?
What do you get if you add 3 to 300 five times?
303 , 303 , 303 , 303 , 303cleanshortwhat am I
I can run, but not walk. Thought is not far behind me. What am I?
A man wanted to enter an exclusive club but did not know the password that was required. He waited by the door and listened. A club member knocked on the door and the doorman said, "twelve." The member replied, "six " and was let in. A second member came to the door and the doorman said, "six." The member replied, "three" and was let in. The man thought he had heard enough and walked up to the door. The doorman said ,"ten" and the man replied, "five." But he was not let in. What was the right answer then?
Three. The doorman lets in those who answer with the number of letters in the word the doorman says.cleanfunny
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
A frog is at the bottom of a well. It is a 30 foot climb to get out. Each morning, the frog jumps 3 feet up the path out, but each night, as it sleeps, it slips back 2 feet down.
Thus, at the beginning of the first day, the frog has 30 feet to go, at the beginning of the second day it has 29 feet to go, and so on.
How many days does it take the frog to get out of the well?
It takes 28 days for the frog to get out (it gets out on the morning of the 28th day).
This is because on the beginning of the 28th day, the frog has 3 feet left to travel. Because the frog jumps 3 feet forward each morning, it will jump out of the well on this day.cleanshort
I cannot be felt, seen or touched, yet I can be found in everybody. My existence is always in debate, yet I have my own style of music.
I'm a soul.