cleanfunnyWhat does the orange do, when it takes a test?
It concentrates.
animalfunnyshortWhat sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?
Bronchitis (bronc-itis).
animalcleanfunnyshortWhat is a lion’s favorite state?
Maine.
cleanshortWhy does the sea twinkle?
It was full of starfish.
logicThere is a barrel with no lid and some wine in it. "This barrel of wine is more than half full," said Curly. Moe says, "No it's not. It's less than half full."
Without any measuring implements and without removing any wine from the barrel, how can they easily determine who is correct?
Tilt the barrel until the wine barely touches the lip of the barrel. If the bottom of the barrel is visible then it is less than half full. If the barrel bottom is still completely covered by the wine, then it is more than half full.
logicmathUsing only and all the numbers 3, 3, 7, 7, along with the arithmetic operations +,-,*, and /, can you come up with a calculation that gives the number 24? No decimal points allowed.
[For example, to get the number 14, we could do 3 * (7 - (7 / 3))]
7 * ((3 / 7) + 3) = 24
crazyfunnyshortI am a soldier and i really hate one month. Which month i am talking about?
March.
cleanlogicshortHad at work day and night, it counts the numbers over and over. Although it counts all its life, it never gets past twelve.
Clock.
animalcleanfunnyThere’s a key that opens no doors but fills your stomach, what key is it?
A turkey.
animalcleanshortWhat do you get when a turkey lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll!
