funnyWhat animal is best at hitting a baseball?
A bat.
funnyWhat do you call a kitten drinking lemonade?
A sourpuss.
funnyloveHow do you get the attention of someone you love?
By screaming out "I love you" loudly to someone else.
crazyfunnyWhich is faster heat or cold? Explain?
Heat, because you catch cold but not heat.
punnyfunnyWhat you call a witch at a beach?
Sandwich.
funnyWhat is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?
Sleep somewhere else.
simplecleancleverlogicWhat has five fingers but is not alive?
A glove.
loveWhat did the boy bird say to the girl bird on Valentine's Day?
Let me call you Tweet heart.
simplecleanWhat is the similarity between your eyes and your school?
Both have pupils.
funnyHow can you tell if a man is wearing an Italian suit?
It has spaghetti stains down the front.
