funnyshortIf Fortune had a daughter, what would her name be?
Misfortune - (Miss Fortune).
I have a face but no eyes, hands but no arms. What am I?
A clock.
cleanfunnyshortWhat you call a witch at a beach?
Sandwich.
animalfunnyshortIt’s Valentine’s Day! What reindeer do we see on this day?
Cupid.
cleanfunnyWhat is black and white and read all over?
A newspaper.
animalcleanfunnyWhat do you call an elephant with wings?
A Jumbo Jet.
cleanfunnyHow can you get four suits for a dollar?
Buy a deck of cards.
animallogicmathThere are 100 ants on a board that is 1 meter long, each facing either left or right and walking at a pace of 1 meter per minute.
The board is so narrow that the ants cannot pass each other; when two ants walk into each other, they each instantly turn around and continue walking in the opposite direction. When an ant reaches the end of the board, it falls off the edge.
From the moment the ants start walking, what is the longest amount of time that could pass before all the ants have fallen off the plank? You can assume that each ant has infinitely small length.
The longest amount of time that could pass would be 1 minute.
If you were looking at the board from the side and could only see the silhouettes of the board and the ants, then when two ants walked into each other and turned around, it would look to you as if the ants had walked right by each other.
In fact, the effect of two ants walking into each other and then turning around is essentially the same as two ants walking past one another: we just have two ants at that point walking in opposite directions.
So we can treat the board as if the ants are walking past each other. In this case, the longest any ant can be on the board is 1 minute (since the board is 1 meter long and the ants walk at 1 meter per minute). Thus, after 1 minute, all the ants will be off the board.
funnyshortWhat do ghosts wear on their feet?
BOOts.
logicOn the game show et´s Make a Deal, Monty Hall shows you three doors. Behind one of the doors is a new car, the other two hide goats. You choose one door, perhaps #1. Now Monty shows you what´s behind door #2 and it´s a goat.He gives you the chance to stay with original pick or select door #3. What do you do?
You should always abandon your original choice in favor of the remaining door (#3). When you make your first choice the chance of winning is 1 in 3 or 33%. When you switch doors, you turn a 2 in 3 chance of losing in the first round into a 2 in 3 chance of winning in the second round.
