# Best riddles

## Piercing force

With pointed fangs I sit and wait; with piercing force I crunch out fate; grabbing victims, proclaiming might; physically joining with a single bite. What am I?
A stapler.
74.44 %

## Fuzzy Math in the Hardware Store

You overhear a man talking to a clerk in a hardware store. The clerk says "One will cost you 12 cents, ten will cost your 24 cents, and one hundred will cost you 36 cents." What is the man buying?
The man is buying physical numbers to nail to the front of his house. Each number costs 12 cents, and so "1" will cost 12 cents, "10" will cost 24 cents, and "100" will cost 36 cents.
74.40 %

## Take off my skin

Take off my skin - I won't cry, but you will! What am I?
An onion.
74.40 %
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## Round on both sides

What is round on both sides but high in the middle?
Ohio.
74.40 %

## What word am I?

I am a word. If you pronounce me rightly, it will be wrong. If you pronounce me wrong it is right. What word am I?
Wrong
74.40 %

## The smallest number

Which is the smallest number that you can write using all the vowels exactly once?
fIvE thOUsAnd (5000).
74.40 %

## Nobody can ever eat it

You always serve it, but nobody can ever eat it. What is that?
A tennis ball.
74.40 %

## The softest nut

What is the softest nut in the entire world?
A Donut.
74.40 %

## Someone you love

How do you get the attention of someone you love?
By screaming out "I love you" loudly to someone else.
74.40 %