Where do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.crazyfunnyshort
Why do Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men do?
There are more Chinese men than Japanese men.poemsshort
Dipping, glinting, gliding by,
Rainbow-fretted, wrought of breath.
I live only while I fly –
Earth’s rough kiss my sudden death.
A soap bubble.cleanshort
Why was Karl Marx buried at Highgate Cemetery in London?
Because he was dead.funnylogic
Joe bets Tony $100 that he can predict the score of the football game before it starts. Tony agrees, but loses the bet. Why did Tony lose the bet?
Joe said the score would be 0-0 and he was right. "Before" any football game starts, the score is always 0-0.logic
Betty signals to the headwaiter in a restaurant, and says, ''There is a fly in my tea.'' The waiter says ''No problem Madam. I will bring you a fresh cup of tea.'' A few minutes later Betty shouts, ''Get me the manager! This is the same cup of tea.'' How did she know? Hint: The tea is still hot.
Betty had already put sugar in her tea before sending it back. When the "new" cup came, it was already tasted sweet. cleanpoemsshort
It can be cracked, it can be made,
It can be told, it can be played.
What is it?
What has a foot on each side and one in the middle?
What nuts give you a cold?
Cachoo (cashew) nuts.cleanshort
When a girl slips on the ice, why can't her brother help her up?
He can't be a brother and assist her (a sister).