How can you drop a raw egg from a height onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
Concrete floors are very hard to crack.cleanlogicshortwhat am I
You can easily touch me, but not see me. You can throw me out, but not away. What am I?
Your back. cleanfunnylogicpoemsshort
Thirty white horses on a red hill.
First they champ,
Then they stamp,
Then they stand still.
Who are they?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
While mixing sand, gravel, and cement for the foundation of a house, a worker noticed a small bird hopping along the top of the foundation wall. The bird misjudged a hop and fell down one of the holes between the blocks. The bird was down too far for anyone to reach it and the hole was too small for it to fly out of. Someone suggested using two sticks to reach down into the hole and pull the bird out, but this idea was rejected for fear it would injure the fragile bird. What would be the easiest way to get the bird out of the hole without injuring it?
Since they had plenty of sand available, they could pour a little at a time into the hole. The bird would constantly keep shifting its position so that it stood on the rising sand.funnylogicpoems
Four jolly men sat down to play,
and played all night till break of day.
They played for gold and not for fun,
with separate scores for every one.
Yet when they came to square accounts,
they all had made quite fair amounts!
Can you the paradox explain?
If no one lost, how could all gain?
The players were musician.cleanfunnyshort
If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
Very large hands.animalcleanfunnyshort
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
In the land of Brainopia, there are three races of people: Mikkos, who tell the truth all the time, Kikkos, who always tell lies, and Zikkos, who tell alternate false and true statements, in which the order is not known (i.e. true, false, true or false, true, false). When interviewing three Brainopians, a foreigner received the following statements:
I am a Mikko.
I am a Kikko.
a. They are both lying.
b. I am a Zikko.
Can you help the very confused foreigner determine who is who, assuming each person represents a different race?
Person 1 is a Miko.
Person 2 is a Ziko.
Person 3 is a Kikko. funnyshort
What does this say? Esgg sgeg gegs gsge.