cleanwhat am II am taken from a mine,
and shut up in a wooden case
from which I’m never released,
and yet I am used by many.
What am I?
Pencil lead.
cleansimplelogiccleverWhoever makes it, tells it not.
Whoever takes it, knows it not.
Whoever knows it, wants it not.
Counterfeit money.
cleanwhat am IsimpleI live in the woods.
I'm very big and furry.
I have a big nose, a little tail
and four legs.
I like to eat fish and berries.
I am a...
Bear.
cleanWhat always ends everything?
The letter G.
funnypunnyWhat do you call lending money to a bison?
A buff-a-loan.
cleansimpleYou've heard me before, yet you hear me again,
Then I die 'til you call me again.
Echo.
cleanwhat am IsimplelogicIts ready to walk when I'm all tied up, but really should stop when I'm untied. What am I?
Shoes.
trickyfunnyThe red house is on the white street, and the blue house is on the red street. Where is the white house?
Washington, DC.
dirtyWhat's long and hard and has cum in it?
A cuCUMber.
funnyWhich part of a road do Ghost's love to travel the most?
The Dead End.
