simplestupidWhat do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.
cleansimplecleverWhat kind of soda must you not drink?
Baking soda.
funnystupidWhat has one horn and gives milk?
A milk truck.
cleanWhat has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?
A penny.
cleanwhat am IsimplelogicI travel all over the world, but always stay in my corner. What am I?
A stamp.
cleanlogicsimpleHad at work day and night, it counts the numbers over and over. Although it counts all its life, it never gets past twelve.
Clock.
loveWhat do you call two birds in love?
Tweet hearts.
logicwhat am IsimplecleanI travel all over the world. But I could not move, just stay in a same single spot. What Am I?
A stamp.
funnypunnyWhere do you find a birthday present for a cat?
In a cat-alogue.
cleansimpleWhat is the greatest worldwide use of cowhide?
To cover cows.
