cleanscaryWhat can run but can't walk?
A drop of water.
funnystupidWhat do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.
funnylogictrickyA horse is on a 24 foot chain and wants an apple that is 26 feet away. How can the horse get to the apple?
The chain is not attached to anything.
poemscleansimpleAt the sound of me, men may dream or stamp their feet.
At the sound of me, women may laugh or sometimes weep.
Music.
cleansimplelogicYou saw me where I never was and where I could not be. And yet within that very place, my face you often see.
Reflection.
stupidpunnyWhen a girl slips on the ice, why can't her brother help her up?
He can't be a brother and assist her (a sister).
simplecleanThe beginning of eternity,
The end of time and space.
The beginning of every end,
And the end of every place.
E.
cleanlogicsimpleWhat building has the most stories?
Library.
cleanfunnysimpleWhat kind of dog never bites?
A hot dog.
cleanpoemswhat am IsimpleTo you, rude would I never be,
Though I flag my tongue for all to see.
What am I?
A dog.
