stupidfunnyWhat do polar bears eat for lunch?
Ice berg-ers!
cleverwhat am II take what you receive and surrender it all by waving my flag. What am I?
A mailbox.
cleanwhat am IpoemssimpleI have three eyes but only one leg.
I still close one even if you beg.
What am I?
A traffic light. Many people beg the light to stay green as they're approaching.
cleansimpleWhat goes up and doesn’t come back down?
Your age.
cleanmysterywhat am IsimplelogicI have cities, but no houses. I have mountains, but no trees. I have water, but no fish. What am I?
A map.
cleansimpleIf you see a bird sitting on a twig, how could you get the twig without disturbing the bird?
Wait until the bird flies away.
cleanwhat am IsimplecleverlogicI can run, but not walk. Thought is not far behind me. What am I?
Nose.
funnyWhat happened when wheel was invented?
It caused a revolution.
what am IsimplelogiccleanPhysicists have built devices to move me very fast. My last seven letters can be commonly found in newspapers, magazines and journals. What am I?
Particles.
funnystupidWhy do birds fly south in the Fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.