what am ImysteryI sleep when you are awake, I am awake when you fall asleep. I can fly but no feathers to aid my flight. What am I?
Bat.
crazyfunnyHow many seconds are there in a year?
12. (January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd,...)
funnypunnyWhat do you call an asian vegatable?
Broco-Lee
cleanfunnylogicsimpleWhat can go up a chimney down but not down a chimney up?
An umbrella.
cleanwhat am II can be as thin as a picture frame but my insides have many things you can see. What am I?
Television.
cleanfunnyWhat is the easiest way to double your money?
Put it in front of the mirror of course.
cleansimpleWhat can be swallowed, but can also swallow you?
Pride.
what am II'm tall when I'm young, I'm short when I'm old, and every Halloween I stand up inside Jack O Lanterns. What am I?
A candle.
detectivelogicsimpleThere is something which arrested for attempting but not for completing. What is it?
Suicide.
what am IsimpleIf I drink something, then I am just over. However, I can eat anything. What Am I?
A fire.