funnypunnyWhat kind of flower lives between your mouth and chin?
Two-lips.
funnyIt is young but not that old. It gives you money. What is it?
Your mom.
funnypunnyDogs have fleas. What do sheep have?
Fleece.
trickyfunnyIt is a city that has no people! What is that?
Electricity.
cleanfunnytrickyYou are in a cold house in the winter.
It is dark.
You have one match.
There is a candle and there is a wood burning stove.
Which do you light first?
The match.
crazyfunnyWhy shouldn't you tell an Easter egg a joke?
It might crack up.
funnysimpletrickyA clerk in the butcher shop is 5 feet, 10 inches tall. What does he weigh?
Meat.
cleverfunnyWhere do fish deposit their money?
On the river bank.
stupidfunnyWhat did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
Catch ya later!
trickyfunnyWhat does a cat have that no other animal has?
Kittens.