crazyfunnyWhere do cows have a party?
At the ‘moo’vies.
crazypunnyWhat is a cheerleaders favorite color?
Yeller!
funnycrazyWhy did the grandma put wheels on her rocking chair?
Because she likes to rock and roll.
crazyfunnytrickyWhat do you call a bear without an ear?
A “b”.
cleancrazyName four days of the week that start with the letter "t"?
Tuesday, Thursday, today, and tomorrow.
funnycrazyWhy is it always so hot in the corner of a room?
Because a corner is 90 degrees.
crazyfunnyHow do birds communicate?
On twitter.
crazyfunnypunnyWhat do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear!
funnycrazyWhat type of house weighs the least?
A lighthouse.
crazyfunnyWhy are televisions attracted to people ?
Because, people turn them on.