crazyfunnyWhat did the banana do when it heard the ice scream?
It split.
cleancrazyName four days of the week that start with the letter "t"?
Tuesday, Thursday, today, and tomorrow.
crazypunnyWhat is a cheerleaders favorite color?
Yeller!
funnycrazyWhy did the grandma put wheels on her rocking chair?
Because she likes to rock and roll.
crazyfunnytrickyWhat do you call a bear without an ear?
A “b”.
crazyfunnypunnyWhat do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear!
crazyfunnyHow do birds communicate?
On twitter.
funnycrazyWhat type of house weighs the least?
A lighthouse.
funnycrazyWhat do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle Bells, Jungle bells..!
crazyfunnyWhy are televisions attracted to people ?
Because, people turn them on.