Why did the man ask his wife for a map?
Because he got lost in her eyes.animalcleanshortwhat am I
I have four legs and a long tail.
I eat oats and hay.
I love to run fast.
I let people ride on my back.
I am a...
What do you call a bear without an ear?
I have just one, but with eight to spare, I am usually friendly, but I sometimes act like I don't care. What am I?
A cat (9 lives).funnylogic
A clerk in the butcher shop is 5 feet, 10 inches tall. What does he weigh?
How can you make seven even?
Remove the letter s.cleanshort
When can you add two to eleven and get one as the correct answer?
When you add two hours to eleven o'clock, you get one o'clock.cleanlogicshort
What does this stand for?
The 7 D S
The 7 Deadly Sins.clean
What was the biggest island in the world before the discovery of Australia by Captain Cook?
Australia was always the biggest island in the world, even before it was discovered.cleanfunnylove
What did the valentine card say to the stamp?
Stick with me and we’ll go places.