cleanshortwhat am I
A mirror for the famous, but informative to all. I'll show you the world, but it may be a bit small. What am I?
Galaxy Detective Karamchand was on a case. A spaceship was lost. Her partner, Galaxy Junior Detective Brightstar gave her a piece of paper.
This was the location of the spaceship! This is what the slip had scribbled on it: Juice, Umbrella, Potato, Ice, Tomato, Elephant, Rice.
Where is the spaceship?
Mike was watching T.V. and all of a sudden he leaps to his feet and says, "That's Simon", pointing at someone who was at the screen. Then his brother Mark comes in, looks at his brother, then looks back at the T.V. and says, "So it is." How do they know Simon if they hadn't seen him before, no pictures, nothing?
He is their lost, separated triplet brother. funnyshort
What does the Invisible Man drink at snack time?
Evaporated milk.cleanshortwhat am I
I build up castles.
I tear down mountains.
I make some men blind,
I help others to see.
What am I?
Farmer Brown came to town with some watermelons. He sold half of them plus half a melon and found that he had one whole melon left. How many melons did he take to town?
Easy, three melons.crazyfunnyshort
What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
Squash.animalcleanshortwhat am I
I create my lair with earthen string and dispatch my prey with a biting sting. What am I?
What has no beginning, end, or middle?
A man was driving a truck at 60 mph. He did not have his headlights on and the moon was not up. Yet he did not hit the woman who crossed the road. How?
He was driving the truck during daytime.