What do you call an angry polar bear?
Nothing, just run.cleanshortwhat am I
I like to twirl my body but keep my head up high. After I go in, everything becomes tight. What am I?
Farmer Brown came to town with some watermelons. He sold half of them plus half a melon and found that he had one whole melon left. How many melons did he take to town?
Easy, three melons.logicshort
Every time you lose something, you always find it in the very last place you would look. Why is this?
It is the last place you would look because once you find it there is no need to keep looking.animalcleanfunnyshort
What did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine's Day?
You're purrr-fect for me!cleanlogicshort
Can you spot what's wrong with the following sentence?
PETER WAS ANGRY AT
HIMSELF BECAUSE HE
ACCIDENTALLY LEFT THE
THE KEYS TO HIS CAR
AT HIS FRIEND'S HOUSE.
It contains the word "THE" twice in a row.animalfunnyshort
What kind of cats like to go bowling?
What three words are said too much, yet not enough?
I love you.animalcleanfunnyshort
Where did the sheep go on vacation?
What makes grown men cry, but humanity would go extinct without it?