You leave home, make three left turns, and return home where you find two men wearing masks. Who are they?
A catcher and an umpire.
What bone will a dog never eat?
If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
Very large hands.
If you're 8 feet away from a door and with each move you advance half the distance to the door. How many moves will it take to reach the door?
You will never reach the door! If you only move half the distance, then you will always have half the distance remaining no matter, how small is the number.
What is the greatest worldwide use of cowhide?
To cover cows.
What four related words are merged here:
SWAS PURI UINM NTTU MGER MNER
Spring, summer, autumn and winter.
Why did I go golfing with two pairs of pants on?
Just in case I get a hole in 1.
logicwhat am Ipoems
A slender body, a tiny eye,
no matter what happens, I never cry.
What am I?
What do you call a calf after it's six months old?
Seven months old.
How many witches does it take to change a LED light bulb?
Depends on what you want to change it into!