Best riddles

cleanloveshort

A map

Why did the man ask his wife for a map?
Because he got lost in her eyes.
92.25 %
32 votes

funnylogic

Butcher shop

A clerk in the butcher shop is 5 feet, 10 inches tall. What does he weigh?
Meat.
92.25 %
32 votes

cleanshort

Add two to eleven

When can you add two to eleven and get one as the correct answer?
When you add two hours to eleven o'clock, you get one o'clock.
92.25 %
32 votes

clean

The biggest island

What was the biggest island in the world before the discovery of Australia by Captain Cook?
Australia was always the biggest island in the world, even before it was discovered.
92.02 %
31 votes

cleanfunnylove

Valentine card

What did the valentine card say to the stamp?
Stick with me and we’ll go places.
92.02 %
31 votes