shortThere is a big Indian and a little Indian. The little Indian is the big Indians son but the big Indian is not the little Indians father. What is the big Indian?
A mother.
What do little trees say on Halloween?
Twig or treat.
cleanlogicshortWhat did the boy bird say to the girl bird on Valentine's Day?
Let me call you Tweet heart.
cleanlogicshortIf a boy is 12 and his brother is 13, how is the 12 year old older than his brother?
His brother is 13 months.
animalcleanshortwhat am II am small and shy.
I have eight legs.
I eat bugs.
I catch them in my web.
I am a...
Spider.
cleanshortWhat gets shorter when you close your arm?
A sleeve.
cleanlogicshortwhat am II have a bed but I do not sleep.
I have a mouth but I don't eat.
You hear me whisper, but I never talk.
You can see me run, yet I never walk.
What am I?
A river.
What always runs, but never walks,
often murmurs, never talks,
has a bed, but never sleeps,
has a mouth, but never eats?
A river.
cleanlogicshortWhat has a foot but no legs?
A snail.
cleanfunnylogicshortHow can a pants pocket be empty and still have something in it?
It can have a hole in it.
