What's the missing letter?
J ? M A M J J A S O N D
Eplanation: The letters are the first letter of each of the twelve months. The second month is February.
What do squirrels give each other for Valentine’s Day?
What runs around the house, but does not move?
What do you call a bear without an ear?
Mr. and Mrs. Mustard have six daughters and each daughter has one brother. How many people are in the Mustard family?
There are nine Mustards in the family. Since each daughter shares the same brother, there are six girls, one boy and Mr. and Mrs. Mustard.
Die without me,
Never thank me.
Walk right through me,
Never feel me.
What gets broken without being held?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter.
Can a man legally marry his widow's sister in the state of California?
NO since she is a 'widow', the guy's dead!
In which place are you silent?
In the building ("u" is silent in pronouncing "building".