What gets shorter when you close your arm?
What is round on both sides but high in the middle?
Ohio.cleanlogicshortwhat am I
I am a mother and a father, but have never given birth. I'm rarely still, but I never wander. What am I?
A man is sitting in a pub feeling rather poor. He sees the man next to him pull a wad of £50 notes out of his wallet.
He turns to the rich man and says to him, 'I have an amazing talent; I know almost every song that has ever existed.'
The rich man laughs.
The poor man says, 'I am willing to bet you all the money you have in your wallet that I can sing a genuine song with a lady's name of your choice in it.'
The rich man laughs again and says, 'OK, how about my daughter's name, Joanna Armstrong-Miller?'
The rich man goes home poor. The poor man goes home rich.
What song did he sing?
Happy Birthday.cleanshortwhat am I
I can fly but I have no wings. I can cry but I have no eyes. Wherever I go, darkness follows me. What am I?
Cloud.shortwhat am I
I eat, I live, I breathe, I live, I drink, I die. What am I?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
A frog is at the bottom of a well. It is a 30 foot climb to get out. Each morning, the frog jumps 3 feet up the path out, but each night, as it sleeps, it slips back 2 feet down.
Thus, at the beginning of the first day, the frog has 30 feet to go, at the beginning of the second day it has 29 feet to go, and so on.
How many days does it take the frog to get out of the well?
It takes 28 days for the frog to get out (it gets out on the morning of the 28th day).
This is because on the beginning of the 28th day, the frog has 3 feet left to travel. Because the frog jumps 3 feet forward each morning, it will jump out of the well on this day.funnyshort
What do you call it when your parachute doesn't open?
Jumping to a conclusion.cleanfunnyshort
What happens when you throw a blue rock into the yellow sea?
It will sink.