A lawyer, a plumber and a hat maker were walking down the street. Who had the biggest hat?
The one with the biggest head.
Where do fish deposit their money?
On the river bank.
Did you hear about the Italian chef with a terminal illness?
What do you get when you cross a potato with an elephant?
what am Iclever
You have me today,
Tomorrow you'll have more.
As your time passes,
I'm not easy to store.
I don't take up space,
But I'm only in one place.
I am what you saw,
But not what you see.
What am I?
what am Isimpleclean
I live in a house. Each Halloween I stand in a jack-o-lantern and get shorter as I grow old. What Am I?
If you had one match and entered a room in which there were a kerosene lamp, an oil burner, and a wood burning stove, which would you light first?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter.
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
The front of me is the source of a song
Or to kiss with a fervor of love lifelong.
My back is a plant fit for a queen,
Crafted by needle, chemical, or machine.