What is round on both sides but high in the middle?
How do you make the number one disappear by adding to it?
Add the letter 'G' and it becomes Gone.cleanfunnyshort
It will never ask you any question, but you will still answer it. What is that?
A door bell and a phone call.
What animal uses a nutcracker?
A toothless squirrel.cleanloveshort
What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?
It made him wed his plants.animalcleanfunnyshort
What did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine's Day?
You're purrr-fect for me!funnyshort
It is young but not that old. It gives you money. What is it?
Your mom.animalcleanshortwhat am I
I am small and shy.
I have eight legs.
I eat bugs.
I catch them in my web.
I am a...
Spider.cleanshortwhat am I
Never was, I am always to be. No one ever saw me, nor ever will. And yet I am the confidence of all, to live and breathe on this terrestrial ball. What am I?
Future.cleanlogicshortwhat am I
You can easily touch me, but not see me. You can throw me out, but not away. What am I?