Red through and through, it has no mouth. But it eats many things; it fears water but not wind.
How do you get to Carnegie Hall?
Practice, practice, practice.
If six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet?
Because it wasn’t raining.
How can a pants pocket be empty and still have something in it?
It can have a hole in it.
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You write on me and secrets I can keep. In places never seen. I spin like a top. Though stiff as a board, I'm often described like a mop. What am I?
A Floppy Disk.
What did the boy bird say to the girl bird on Valentine's Day?
Let me call you Tweet heart.
What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?
I have a little tail.
My nose is called a snout.
I live on a farm.
I can say, "Oink-oink"
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Hockey Stick and ball cost $50. If the Stick cost $49 more than the ball. What is the cost of each ?
Hockey Stick $49.50 & ball $0.50.
Where do cows have a party?
At the ‘moo’vies.