There are 5 ships in a port.
The Greek ship leaves at six and carries coffee.
The ship in the middle has a black chimney.
The English ship leaves at nine.
The French ship with a blue chimney is to the left of a ship that carries coffee.
To the right of the ship carrying cocoa is a ship going to Marseille.
The Brazilian ship is heading for Manila.
Next to the ship carrying rice is a ship with a green chimney.
A ship going to Genoa leaves at five.
The Spanish ship leaves at seven and is to the right of the ship going to Marseille.
The ship with a red chimney goes to Hamburg.
Next to the ship leaving at seven is a ship with a white chimney.
The ship on the border carries corn.
The ship with a black chimney leaves at eight.
The ship carrying corn is anchored next to the ship carrying rice.
The ship to Hamburg leaves at six.
Which ship goes to Port Said? Which ship carries tea?
The French ship.crazyfunnyshort
What did the schizophrenic bookkeeper say?
I hear invoices!cleanfunnyshort
Wednesday, Tom and Joe went to a restaurant and ate dinner. When they were done they paid for the food and left. But Tom and Joe didn't pay for the food. Who did?
Wednesday (the name of the third person in the group, not the day).cleanfunnyshort
Why did I throw the butter out of the window?
Because I wanted to see the butterfly.animalcleanfunnylogicshort
August was the name of a puppy who was always picking on larger animals. One day he got into an argument with a lion. The next day was the first day of September. Why?
Because that was the last of August.crazyfunnyshort
Why are televisions attracted to people ?
Because, people turn them on.crazyfunnylogicshort
What's round and bad-tempered?
A vicious circle.funnyshort
Which part of a road do Ghost's love to travel the most?
The Dead End.shortwhat am I
Although I may have eyes, I cannot see. I have a round brown face with lots of acne. What am I?
Tomato.cleanshortwhat am I
I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard. What am I?