# Best riddles

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## Giant chocolate bar

What did the space man say when he set foot on a giant chocolate bar?
I have just set foot on Mars.
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## Dinner

Wednesday, Tom and Joe went to a restaurant and ate dinner. When they were done they paid for the food and left. But Tom and Joe didn't pay for the food. Who did?
Wednesday (the name of the third person in the group, not the day).
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## As big as you are

I am as big as you are, but I am weightless. Who am I?
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## Two blondes going to disneyland

Two blondes were going to disneyland and came to a fork in the road. One way said highway 93 right and the other said Disneyland left. Why did the blondes go home?
Because they thought that disneyland actually left.
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## Cat crossed with a fish

What do you call a cat crossed with a fish?
Catfish.
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## Bowling Ball

If I were in Hawaii and dropped a bowling ball in a bucket of water which is 45 degrees F, and dropped another ball of the same weight, mass, and size in a bucket at 30 degrees F, them at the same time, which ball would hit the bottom of the bucket first? Same question, but the location is in Canada?
Both questions, same answer: the ball in the bucket of 45 degree F water hits the bottom of the bucket last. Did you think that the water in the 30 degree F bucket is frozen? Think again. The question said nothing about that bucket having anything in it. Therefore, there is no water (or ice) to slow the ball down...
69.86 %

## Time of day

What time of day, when written in a capital letters, is the same forwards, backwards and upside down?
Noon.
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## One potato chip to the other

What did one potato chip say to the other?
Shall we go for a dip?
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## Number of Fs

Count the number of times the letter "F" appears in the following paragraph: FAY FRIED FIFTY POUNDS OF SALTED FISH AND THREE POUNDS OF DRY FENNEL FOR DINNER FOR FORTY MEMBERS OF HER FATHER'S FAMILY.
It appears 14 times. Make sure to count the "F"s in the word "OF", which people commonly miss.
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