What do computer programmers sing in the shower?
A man lives on the 44th floor of his building. On rainy days, when he gets home from work, he takes the elevator all the way up to his floor. But on sunny days, he goes up to floor 20 and walks the rest of the way. Why does he do this?
The man is a midget and cannot reach button "44" in the elevator on sunny days. On rainy days he has his umbrella with him and is able to use it to press the button.cleanfunnyshort
Why is a river rich?
It has two banks.animalfunny
What do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same?
Itenticle.cleanlogicshortwhat am I
Wash it and it isn't clean. Don't wash it and then it's clean. What I Am?
What bone will a dog never eat?
What makes grown men cry, but humanity would go extinct without it?
What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle Bells, Jungle bells..!animalcleanshortwhat am I
I create my lair with earthen string and dispatch my prey with a biting sting. What am I?
What is the longest word in the dictionary?
Smiles, because there is a mile between each "s".