Can you write number 45 using only the number 4?
A bus driver was heading down a street in Colorado. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a "no left turn" sign, and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didn't break any traffic laws.
He was walking...not driving.cleancrazyfunny
What do computer programmers sing in the shower?
A man lives on the 44th floor of his building. On rainy days, when he gets home from work, he takes the elevator all the way up to his floor. But on sunny days, he goes up to floor 20 and walks the rest of the way. Why does he do this?
The man is a midget and cannot reach button "44" in the elevator on sunny days. On rainy days he has his umbrella with him and is able to use it to press the button.animalfunny
What do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same?
How does a dog stop a video?
He presses the paws button.cleanlogicshortwhat am I
Wash it and it isn't clean. Don't wash it and then it's clean. What I Am?
Take 9 from 6, 10 from 9, 50 from 40 and leave 6. How is it possible?
SIX - 9 (IX) = S
9 (IX) - 10 (X) = I
40 (XL) - 50 (L) = Xcleanshortwhat am I
I have foot, but there are no legs! What Am I?
A snail.cleanlogicwhat am I
I am a fruit. Remove my first letter, it's a crime. Remove my first and last letter, it's a kind of music. What do you think am I?