Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because seven was hungry and 'seven ate nine' (7, 8, 9).animalcleanshortwhat am I
I am alive without breath and cold as death. I am never thirsty but always drinking. What am I?
If a boy is 12 and his brother is 13, how is the 12 year old older than his brother?
His brother is 13 months.
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I have foot, but there are no legs! What Am I?
A snail.cleanlogicshortwhat am I
Wash it and it isn't clean. Don't wash it and then it's clean. What I Am?
What has one horn and gives milk?
A milk truck.cleanfunny
What did the hat say to the scarf?
You hang around, I'll go ahead.animalcleanfunnyshort
How does a dog stop a video?
He presses the paws button.cleanshortwhat am I
I am full of holes but I can still hold water. What am I?
What is the difference between yesterday and tomorrow?