What gets broken without being held?
How many seconds are there in a year?
12. (January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd,...)cleanfunnyshort
What is the first thing a storm cloud puts on after a shower?
Thunderwear.cleanfunnyshortwhat am I
There was a green house. Inside the green house there was a white house. Inside the white house there was a red house. Inside the red house there were lots of babies. What am I?
This is a watermelon.logic
You are killed in a plane crash and find yourself in front of 2 doors: one leads to heaven and one will lead you to hell for eternity. There is an identical troll at each door. You find instructions posted on the wall behind you. You can ask only one question and you can only direct it to only one of the trolls. One troll will always lie to you - regardless of your question - and the other will always tell you the truth. And only the trolls themselves know which one will lie and which one will be truthful. That is all that you are told.... What is the one and only question that will ensure you passage to heaven, and why?
Ask any of the tolls this question. "If I were to ask the other troll which is the door to Heaven, which door would he point to?" Now when the troll answers by pointing to one of the doors you simply take the other door.animalfunnylogicshort
If 20 blackbirds are on a fence and you shoot one, how many remain?
None, they would all fly away from the sound of the shot.logicshortwhat am I
I have keys but no locks. I have a space but no room. You can enter, but can’t go outside. What am I? I have a space but no room. You can enter, but can’t go outside. What am I?
If you have me, you want to share me. If you share me, you haven't got me. What am I?
If a rooster laid a brown egg and a white egg, what kind of chicks would hatch?
Roosters don't lay eggs.cleanfunnylogicshort
What kind of tree can you carry in your hand?