Best riddles

What time of day, when written in a capital letters, is the same forwards, backwards and upside down?

What did one potato chip say to the other?

Can you spot what's wrong with the following sentence? PETER WAS ANGRY AT HIMSELF BECAUSE HE ACCIDENTALLY LEFT THE THE KEYS TO HIS CAR AT HIS FRIEND'S HOUSE.

A slender body, a tiny eye, no matter what happens, I never cry. What am I?

Every night I'm told what to do, and each morning I do what i'm told. But I still don't escape your scold.

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

It's 7:00 am. You are asleep and there is a sudden knock on the door. Behind the door are your parents, who came to have breakfast. In your fridge: bread, pasteurised milk, juice, and a jar of jam. What will you open first?

You measure my life in hours and I serve you by expiring. I'm quick when I'm thin and slow when I'm fat. The wind is my enemy.

Which reindeer loves to go to outer space?

I am pronounced as a one letter alphabet. I am written with three letters. I am complete with just two letters. I am double. I am blue I am black I am brown I am gray I am yellow and I am green. I can read from both ends. I appear the same every way! What am I?