logictrickyTommy Tucker took two strings and tied two turtles to two tall trees. How many T’s in that?
There are 2 t’s in THAT.
cleansimpleMy life can be measured in hours.
I serve by being devoured.
Thin, I am quick. Fat, I am slow.
Wind is my foe.
Candle.
cleanwhat am IcleverI look taller when I am young. But as I get old, I become shorter and shorter. What Am I?
A candle.
cleanpoemstrickyI am the beginning of the end, and the end of time and space.
I am essential to creation, and I surround every place.
The letter "E".
cleanlogicwhat am IThe thunder comes before the lightning; the lightning comes before the clouds. The rain dries everything it touches. What am I?
A volcano.
funnystupidHow do you get to Carnegie Hall?
Practice, practice, practice.
cleanlogicWhat has a head and a tail, but no body?
A coin.
cleanwhat am IsimpleBorn of water, I drown in water. A blood-thirsty beast you can barely see. What am I?
A mosquito.
funnyWhat does this say? Esgg sgeg gegs gsge.
Scrambled eggs.
cleanfunnyWhen does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
In the dictionary.