They have not flesh, nor feathers, nor scales, nor bone. Yet they have fingers and thumbs of their own. What are they?
What has four legs, but can't walk?
A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bustrip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?
An apple a day keeps the doctor away!cleanfunnyshort
What kind of dog never bites?
A hot dog.logicshortwhat am I
A word I know,
Six letters it contains,
Subtract just one,
And twelve is what remains.
Dozens.cleanlogicshortwhat am I
I'm a fruit. If you take away my first letter, I'm a crime. If you take away my first two letters, I'm an animal. If you take away my first and last letters, I'm a form of music. What I am I?
What is the shortest complete sentence in the English language?
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because seven was hungry and 'seven ate nine' (7, 8, 9).logicmystery
Dave and Brad, two popular politicians, met at a club to discuss the overthrow of their party leader. They each ordered a vodka on the rocks. Brad downed his and ordered another. He then drank his second in a gulp and decided to wait before he ordered a third. Meanwhile, Dave, who was sipping his drink, suddenly fell forward dead. Both men were setup for an assassination. Why did Dave die and Brad live?
Both Dave and Brad were given drinks with poisoned ice cubes. Brad drank his drinks so quickly that the ice didn't have time to melt and release the poison. cleanfunnyshort
What happens when you throw a blue rock into the yellow sea?
It will sink.