cleanfunnylogicshortA kind hearted person Mr. Rawat buy packed food at 3$/packet from United states and sells them at 1$/packet at Africa. After some time he becomes a millionaire. How come the guy become millionaire?
He started out as a billionaire, but lost so much money in his good works (by giving to poor people) that he became a millionaire.
funnylogicwhat am IWhat am I?
A question.
animalcleanshortwhat am II have a face like a tree and skin like the sea. A great beast I am, yet small vermin frighten me. What am I?
An elephant.
cleanloveshortWhat did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus on Valentine's Day?
I want to hold your hand.
cleanshortWhat kind of ties can you never wear?
Railroad ties.
animalcleanshortwhat am II have four legs and a long tail.
I eat oats and hay.
I love to run fast.
I let people ride on my back.
I am a...
Horse.
cleanfunnylogicloveA doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bustrip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?
An apple a day keeps the doctor away!
cleanlogicshortIf you have me, you want to share me. If you share me, you haven't got me. What am I?
Secret.
cleanfunnyshortWhat kind of dog never bites?
A hot dog.
animalcleanfunnyshortWhat do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?
A bird that will talk your ear off.
