cleanshortA boy was born in 1955. He just had his 18th birthday today. How did that happen?
1955 is not the year he was born. It was the hospital room he was born in
cleanloveshortWhats the difference between love and marriage?
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
animalcleanfunnyWhat do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?
A milkshake.
cleanshortWhat comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
The letter "M".
cleanfunnyloveshortWhat did the paper clip say to the magnet?
I find you very attractive.
animalcleanshortWhat jumps when it walks and sits when it stands?
A kangaroo.
logicshortJohn Heysham Gibbon was most renowned surgeon of 1940-1970. More than 90% of his surgeries he performed are highly successful and still almost all of his patients die.
The surgery was performed way back, by now approx 90% of them have died by old age.
cleancrazyfunnyHow far can a fox run into a grove?
Only halfway - then he’s running out of it!
logicmathshortTwo planes take off at the same exact moment. They are flying across the Atlantic. One leaves New York and is flying to Paris at 500 miles per hour. The other leaves Paris and is flying to New York at only 450 miles per hour. Which one will be closer to Paris when they meet?
They will both the same distance from Paris when they meet!
logicshortA teacher decides to give a pop quiz one day but all of her students refuse to take the quiz thinking that the teacher will call off the quiz.
She can give only one of these students a detention for skipping the quiz.
All of the students know each other's names and if a student knows he/she is getting a detention they take the quiz.
How can she threaten her students with the single detention so they all take the quiz?
She tells them that she will give the student who skips the quiz whose name comes first alphabetically a detention.
This student won't skip because they know they are getting a detention if they do.
The next person alphabetically will then know that they will get a detention so they won't skip either, and so on.
