cleanfunnymysteryshortThey have not flesh, nor feathers, nor scales, nor bone. Yet they have fingers and thumbs of their own. What are they?
Gloves.
cleanshortWhat has four legs, but can't walk?
A table.
cleanfunnylogicloveA doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bustrip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?
An apple a day keeps the doctor away!
cleanfunnyshortWhat kind of dog never bites?
A hot dog.
logicshortwhat am IA word I know,
Six letters it contains,
Subtract just one,
And twelve is what remains.
Dozens.
cleanlogicshortwhat am II'm a fruit. If you take away my first letter, I'm a crime. If you take away my first two letters, I'm an animal. If you take away my first and last letters, I'm a form of music. What I am I?
Grape.
cleanshortWhat is the shortest complete sentence in the English language?
I am.
funnylogicWhy is 6 afraid of 7?
Because seven was hungry and 'seven ate nine' (7, 8, 9).
logicmysteryDave and Brad, two popular politicians, met at a club to discuss the overthrow of their party leader. They each ordered a vodka on the rocks. Brad downed his and ordered another. He then drank his second in a gulp and decided to wait before he ordered a third. Meanwhile, Dave, who was sipping his drink, suddenly fell forward dead. Both men were setup for an assassination. Why did Dave die and Brad live?
Both Dave and Brad were given drinks with poisoned ice cubes. Brad drank his drinks so quickly that the ice didn't have time to melt and release the poison.
cleanfunnyshortWhat happens when you throw a blue rock into the yellow sea?
It will sink.
