What has four legs, but can't walk?
Six glasses are in a row. The first three are filled with milk and the last three are empty. By moving only one glass, can you arrange them so that the full and the empty glasses alternate?funnylogic
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because seven was hungry and 'seven ate nine' (7, 8, 9).cleanfunnyshortwhat am I
Take me for a spin and I'll make you cool, but use me in the winter and you're fool.
What am I?
If a boy is 12 and his brother is 13, how is the 12 year old older than his brother?
His brother is 13 months.
Pete is a worker on a large ship with hundreds of other men. He is constantly making mistakes, tying ropes the wrong way, steering the ship the wrong way, and making other blunders. One time he accidentally caused the ship to get stuck in a shallow shore, causing thousands of dollars in damage.
However, when Steve, the captain of the ship, is asked about Pete, Steve says "I wish we had five men like Pete on this ship."
Why would he say this?short
Two Friends Priyam and Shruti were talking.
Priyam said 'what rhymes with the word mango?'.
Shruti replied, 'Nothing rhymes with mango.'
'Actually something rhymes with mango', replied Priyam.
Who is correct?
Both are wrong 'nothing' and 'something' don't rhyme with the word mango.cleanloveshort
Whats the difference between love and marriage?
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.logic
A farmer challenges an engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician to fence off the largest amount of area using the least amount of fence. The engineer made his fence in a circle and said it was the most efficient. The physicist made a long line and said that the length was infinite. Then he said that fencing half of the Earth was the best. The mathematician laughed at the others and with his design, beat the others. What did he do?funnyshort
Everyone in the world needs it. They generously give it. But never take it. Then what is it?