Whats the difference between love and marriage?
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.logicmystery
Where can you find rivers with no water, cities with no buildings and forests with no trees?
A man stands on one side of a river, his dog on the other. The man calls his dog, who immediately crosses the river without getting wet and without using a bridge or a boat. How did the dog do it?
The river was frozen.cleanshort
What has four legs, but can't walk?
A boy was born in 1955. He just had his 18th birthday today. How did that happen?
1955 is not the year he was born. It was the hospital room he was born incleanshort
What can be swallowed, but can also swallow you?
What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
I find you very attractive.cleanlogicmysteryshort
A man owned a casino and invited some friends.
It was a dark stormy night, and they all placed their money on the table right before the lights went out.
When the lights came back on, the money was gone.
The owner put a rooster in an old rusty tea kettle.
He told everyone to get in line and touch the kettle after he turned the lights off, and the rooster will crow when the robber touched it.
After everyone touched it, the rooster didn't crow, so the man told everyone to hold out their hands.
After examining all the hands, he pointed out who the robber was.
How did he know who stole the money?
Because the tea kettle was rusty, whoever touched it would have rust on their hands. The robber didn't touch the kettle, therefore he was the only one whose hands weren't rusty.animalfunnyshort
Imagine you are in a sinking rowboat surrounded by sharks. How would you survive?
Quit imagining.cleanlogicshortwhat am I
I am a mother and a father, but have never given birth. I'm rarely still, but I never wander. What am I?