cleanlogicshortwhat am I
I'm a fruit. If you take away my first letter, I'm a crime. If you take away my first two letters, I'm an animal. If you take away my first and last letters, I'm a form of music. What I am I?
A boy was born in 1955. He just had his 18th birthday today. How did that happen?
1955 is not the year he was born. It was the hospital room he was born incleanfunnyloveshort
What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
I find you very attractive.cleanfunnyshort
What happens when you throw a blue rock into the yellow sea?
It will sink.animalcleanshortwhat am I
Born of water, I drown in water. A blood-thirsty beast you can barely see. What am I?
A mosquito.cleanlogicshortwhat am I
I am a mother and a father, but have never given birth. I'm rarely still, but I never wander. What am I?
What has roots as nobody sees,
Is taller than trees,
Up, up it goes
And yet never grows?
A man owned a casino and invited some friends.
It was a dark stormy night, and they all placed their money on the table right before the lights went out.
When the lights came back on, the money was gone.
The owner put a rooster in an old rusty tea kettle.
He told everyone to get in line and touch the kettle after he turned the lights off, and the rooster will crow when the robber touched it.
After everyone touched it, the rooster didn't crow, so the man told everyone to hold out their hands.
After examining all the hands, he pointed out who the robber was.
How did he know who stole the money?
Because the tea kettle was rusty, whoever touched it would have rust on their hands. The robber didn't touch the kettle, therefore he was the only one whose hands weren't rusty.animalfunnyshort
Imagine you are in a sinking rowboat surrounded by sharks. How would you survive?
I don't have eyes, but once I did see. Once I had thoughts, but now I'm white and empty.