How can you tell when there is an elephant in your sandwich?
When it is too heavy to lift.
Tommy Tucker took two strings and tied two turtles to two tall trees. How many T’s in that?
There are 2 t’s in THAT.
What starts with a 't' ends with a 't' and is full of 't' ?
If you have one pound of rocks and one pound of feathers, which one will weigh more?
They both weigh a pound.
What emotion is an anagram of a homonym of an antonym of a homonym of an anagram of wolf?
Fear. The anagram of wolf is fowl. The antonym of fowl is fair. The homonym of fair is fare. The anagram of fare is fear, which is the emotion.
cleanwhat am Isimplelogic
I travel all over the world, but always stay in my corner. What am I?
what am Itricky
Forward I am heavy, but backward I am not. What am I?
Forward I am ton, backwards I am not.
cleanwhat am Isimple
I get whiter the dirtier I get. What am I?
If you had one match and entered a room in which there were a kerosene lamp, an oil burner, and a wood burning stove, which would you light first?
Some months have 30 days, and some months have 31 days. How many have 28?
All of them.