What is it that has six legs, two heads, and flies?
A dirty person on a dirty horse. cleanfunny
How do you make the number one disappear?
Add the letter G and it’s "GONE".cleanfunnylogicshort
What kind of tree can you carry in your hand?
A palm.animalcleanshortwhat am I
Born of water, I drown in water. A blood-thirsty beast you can barely see. What am I?
Paul is 20 years old in 1980, but only 15 years old in 1985. How is this possible?
The years are in B.C., not A.D. as you probably assumed. Based on the system we use to number the years, the years counted down in B.C. (but they weren't counting backwards back then).animalcleanshortwhat am I
I have four legs but no tail. Usually I am heard only at night. What am I?
A frog.cleanlogicshortwhat am I
Give me food, and I will live. Give me water, and I will die. What am I?
There once was an evil wizard. He took 3 women from their homes and turned them into rose bushes that looked exactly alike. He put them in his garden. One of the women had a husband and children and begged the wizard to let her see them. He agreed. At night he brought the woman to her house. In the morning he came and took her home. Next day the husband decided to go rescue her. So he snuck into the wizard's garden. He looked and looked at the 3 identical rose bushes trying to figure out which could be his wife. Suddenly he knew the answer and he took his wife home. How did he know which rose bush was his wife?
The wizard brought the rosebush to her home at night and returned her to the garden in the morning. Therefore, she was the only plant without dew.cleanfunnylove
What happens when you fall in love with a french chef?
You get buttered up.logicshortwhat am I
Alone I am 24th, with a friend I am 20.
Another friend and I am unclean.
What am I?
The letter 'X'. It is the 24th letter of the alphabet, XX in Roman numerals is 20, and XXX is a label for movies that are very inappropriate (unclean).