Imagine you are in a sinking rowboat surrounded by sharks. How would you survive?
Every night I'm told what to do, and each morning I do what i'm told.
But I still don't escape your scold.
An alarm clock.funnyshort
What do you call it when your parachute doesn't open?
Jumping to a conclusion.cleanlogicshortwhat am I
I have billions of eyes, yet i live in darkness. I have millions of ears, yet only four lobes. I have no muscle, yet i rule two hemispheres. What am I?
I am the human brain. The brain has billions of optic and auditory nerves, four lobes and two hemispheres, and is an organ of the human body.logicmathshort
In a new Engineering Hostels they have 100 rooms. Ankit Garg was hired to paint the numbers 1 to 100 on the doors. How many times will Ankit have to paint the number eight ?
Pete is a worker on a large ship with hundreds of other men. He is constantly making mistakes, tying ropes the wrong way, steering the ship the wrong way, and making other blunders. One time he accidentally caused the ship to get stuck in a shallow shore, causing thousands of dollars in damage.
However, when Steve, the captain of the ship, is asked about Pete, Steve says "I wish we had five men like Pete on this ship."
Why would he say this?logicmysteryscary
A man is found murdered on a Sunday morning. His wife calls the police, who question the wife and the staff, and are given the following alibis: the wife says she was sleeping, the butler was cleaning the closet, the gardener was picking vegetables, the maid was getting the mail, and the cook was preparing breakfast.
Immediately, the police arrest the murdered. Who did it and how did the police know?
The maid. There is no mail on Sundays.cleanfunnyshort
What kind of tree can you carry in your hand?
What has a head and a tail, but no body?
A coin.cleanfunnyshortwhat am I
I have no life, but I can die, what am I?