How do you spell a pretty girl with only two letters?
QT.cleanlogicshortwhat am I
Give me food, and I will live. Give me water, and I will die. What am I?
What is it that has six legs, two heads, and flies?
A dirty person on a dirty horse. animalcleanshortwhat am I
I have four legs but no tail. Usually I am heard only at night. What am I?
Every night I'm told what to do, and each morning I do what i'm told. But I still don't escape your scold.
An alarm clock.cleanfunnylove
What happens when you fall in love with a french chef?
You get buttered up.cleanfunnyshort
What is the first thing a storm cloud puts on after a shower?
What part of London is in Brazil?
A man was found dead with a cassette recorder in one hand and a gun in the other. When the police came in, they immediately pressed the play button on the cassette. He said "I have nothing else to live for. I can't go on," then the sound of a gunshot. After listening to the cassette tape, the police knew that it was not a suicide, but a homicide. How did they know?
If the man shot himself while he was recording, how did he rewind the cassette tape?cleanfunnylogicpoemsshort
Thirty white horses on a red hill.
First they champ,
Then they stamp,
Then they stand still.
Who are they?