simpletrickywhat am IWhat am I?
A question.
funnypunnyDid you hear about the Italian chef with a terminal illness?
He pastaway.
cleanwhat am IpoemssimpleI have three eyes but only one leg.
I still close one even if you beg.
What am I?
A traffic light. Many people beg the light to stay green as they're approaching.
poemscleansimpleAt the sound of me, men may dream or stamp their feet.
At the sound of me, women may laugh or sometimes weep.
Music.
cleansimplelogicYou saw me where I never was and where I could not be. And yet within that very place, my face you often see.
Reflection.
crazyfunnystupidWhat do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog?
Dingo Starr.
cleanwhat am IsimpleI eat insects.
I live in the pond.
I hop.
I am green.
What am I?
I am a frog.
stupidpunnyWhen a girl slips on the ice, why can't her brother help her up?
He can't be a brother and assist her (a sister).
simplecleanThe beginning of eternity,
The end of time and space.
The beginning of every end,
And the end of every place.
E.
stupidfunnycrazyWhat do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?
A milkshake.