If it takes one man three days to dig a hole, how long does it take two men to dig half a hole?
You can't dig half a hole.
If you have two coins which total 35 cents and one of the coins is not a dime, what are the two coins?
A quarter and a dime. One coin is not a dime, but the other one is.
Tommy Tucker took two strings and tied two turtles to two tall trees. How many T’s in that?
There are 2 t’s in THAT.
What is the softest nut in the entire world?
What comes down and goes up again and again? What is that?
Rain. It falls on the ground, evaporates, forms into clouds and falls as rain again.
What two keys cannot open any doors?
A donkey and a monkey.
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I am full of holes but I can still hold water. What am I?
What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?
There is a box full of marbles,
all but two are blue,
all but two are green,
and all but two are red.
How many marbles are in the box?
There are 3 marbles (1 blue, 1 green, and 1 red).
A man stands on one side of a river, his dog on the other. The man calls his dog, who immediately crosses the river without getting wet and without using a bridge or a boat. How did the dog do it?
The river was frozen.