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love

What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus on Valentine's Day?
I want to hold your hand.
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54 votes
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A very vicious dog is tied to a tree. If you came close enough, you'ed lose your head. If he sees you, he'll follow your every step. Your basket ball rolls past the dog. If you are alone, how do you get your ball back with out being mutilated?
Walk around the tree until there is no more rope left on the dogs leash. Then, grab your ball.
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114 votes