What two keys cannot open any doors?
A donkey and a monkey.
What goes up but never comes down?
A balloon filled with helium.
What do you call an asian vegatable?
What was the biggest island in the world before the discovery of Greenland by viking Erik the Red?
Greenland was always the biggest island in the world, even before it was discovered.
Why do birds fly south in the Fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus on Valentine's Day?
I want to hold your hand.
What's green and loud?
Why don't tigers like fast food?
Because they can't catch it!
I have four legs.
I am a pet.
I hate cats.
I am a dog.
What is the shortest complete sentence in the English language?