What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?
What two keys cannot open any doors?
A donkey and a monkey.
cleanfunnywhat am I
Take me for a spin and I'll make you cool, but use me in the winter and you're fool.
What am I?
What goes in dry and hard, but comes out wet and soft?
cleanlogicwhat am Isimple
I am a fruit. Remove my first letter, it's a crime. Remove my first and last letter, it's a kind of music. What do you think am I?
What jumps when it walks and sits when it stands?
Whats the difference between love and marriage?
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
The letter "M".
What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
I find you very attractive.
Why did Mickey Mouse go to Outer Space?
He wanted to visit Pluto.