what am Isimpleclever
I have lot of memories, but I own nothing. What am I?
A photo frame.
What do you call it when your parachute doesn't open?
Jumping to a conclusion.
Four children and their pet dog were walking under a small umbrella. But none of them became wet. How?
It was not raining!
A girl was ten on her last birthday, and will be twelve on her next birthday. How is this possible?
Today is her 11th Birthday.
There was a plane crash every single person died. Who survived?
How does a dog stop a video?
He presses the paws button.
Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?
At night they come without being fetched. By day they are lost without being stolen. What are they?
There is a box full of marbles,
all but two are blue,
all but two are green,
and all but two are red.
How many marbles are in the box?
There are 3 marbles (1 blue, 1 green, and 1 red).
What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?