Who makes it, has no need of it.
Who buyes it, has no use for it
Who uses it can neither.
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There’s a key that opens no doors but fills your stomach, what key is it?
What goes up when rain comes down?
Thirty white horses on a red hill.
First they champ,
Then they stamp,
Then they stand still.
Who are they?
Teeth.funnylogicwhat am I
What am I?
Lucky Sona fell off a 100 steps staircase without getting hurt! How?
She fell off the last step.cleanshort
What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?
If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?
Nothing. There are no alligators in the ocean.cleanshort
Which reindeer loves to go to outer space?
I know a country. If you remove the last aplhabet of its name, it will become a part of your body. Do you?
China. It will become chin when last alphabet is removed.cleanfunny
A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50." The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less. In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?
The man did exactly as he said he would and wrote "your exact weight" on the paper.