If an electric train is going east at 60 miles an hour and there is a strong westerly wind, which way does the smoke from the train drift?
Here is no smoke coming from electric trains.
What is a chicken racing driver's favourite part of the car?
There is something which arrested for attempting but not for completing. What is it?
What do you get if you add 3 to 300 five times?
303 , 303 , 303 , 303 , 303
Who is bigger: Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, or their baby?
The baby, because he is a little bigger.
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I am a mother and a father, but have never given birth. I'm rarely still, but I never wander. What am I?
Why do birds fly south in the Fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
What do you call an asian vegatable?
What kind of tree can you carry in your hand?
A man while looking at a photograph said, "Brothers and sisters have I none. That man's father is my father's son."
Who was the person in the photograph?
That man's son.