Who delivers Christmas presents to dogs?
The person who built it sold it. The person who bought it never used it. The person who used it never saw it. What is it?
It's a coffin.
What do you call a calf after it's six months old?
Seven months old.
What is the word that is spelled incorrectly in all dictionaries?
What bird can write?
cleanwhat am Isimple
I have no legs. I will never walk, but always run. What am I?
What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?
what am Iscarysimpleclever
When you have me more, you can see only less. What Am I?
what am Itricky
Forward I am heavy, but backward I am not. What am I?
Forward I am ton, backwards I am not.
cleanwhat am I
We can be boring,
We can be long,
We can have pictures,
Or just words.
Many love us,
But many also hate us.
What are we?