What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?
A bird that will talk your ear off.cleanlogicmysterywho am I
I am a 5 letter word. Take away the first letter and I am a place's name. Take away the first two letters and I become the opposite of the 5 letter word. Who am I?
Woman, oman, man.cleanfunnyloveshort
Where does Valentine’s Day come after Easter?
In the dictionary.cleanlogicmysterywhat am I
I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I have no body, but I come alive with wind. What am I?
There was a plane crash every single person died. Who survived?
I am first in Earth, second in Heaven, I appear two times in a week.
You can only see me once in a year, although I'm in the middle of sea.
Who am I?
Answer is E
The asnwer is E. As In spelling of Earth E comes first, in Heaven it comes second, in week it comes twice, in a year it comes once and finally in spelling of sea E stands in middle of the spelling.
Dave and Brad, two popular politicians, met at a club to discuss the overthrow of their party leader. They each ordered a vodka on the rocks. Brad downed his and ordered another. He then drank his second in a gulp and decided to wait before he ordered a third. Meanwhile, Dave, who was sipping his drink, suddenly fell forward dead. Both men were setup for an assassination. Why did Dave die and Brad live?
Both Dave and Brad were given drinks with poisoned ice cubes. Brad drank his drinks so quickly that the ice didn't have time to melt and release the poison. funnyshort
What has five eyes, but cannot see?
The Mississippi River.cleanlogicshortwhat am I
Give me food, and I will live. Give me water, and I will die. What am I?
A kind hearted person Mr. Rawat buy packed food at 3$/packet from United states and sells them at 1$/packet at Africa. After some time he becomes a millionaire. How come the guy become millionaire?
He started out as a billionaire, but lost so much money in his good works (by giving to poor people) that he became a millionaire.