## The largest number you can write

What is the largest number you can write with just 3 digits ?

999.

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What is the largest number you can write with just 3 digits ?

999.

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How do you make the number one disappear?

Add the letter G and it’s "GONE".

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A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bustrip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?

An apple a day keeps the doctor away!

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What happens when you fall in love with a french chef?

You get buttered up.

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What part of London is in Brazil?

"L".

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What has roots as nobody sees,
Is taller than trees,
Up, up it goes
And yet never grows?

A mountain.

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Three ants are sitting at the three corners of an equilateral triangle. Each ant starts randomly picks a direction and starts to move along the edge of the triangle. What is the probability that none of the ants collide?

So let’s think this through. The ants can only avoid a collision if they all decide to move in the same direction (either clockwise or anti-clockwise). If the ants do not pick the same direction, there will definitely be a collision. Each ant has the option to either move clockwise or anti-clockwise. There is a one in two chance that an ant decides to pick a particular direction. Using simple probability calculations, we can determine the probability of no collision.
P(No collision) = P(All ants go in a clockwise direction) + P( All ants go in an anti-clockwise direction) = 0.5 * 0.5 * 0.5 + 0.5 * 0.5 * 0.5 = 0.25

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What is it that has six legs, two heads, and flies?

A dirty person on a dirty horse.

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What has five eyes, but cannot see?

The Mississippi River.

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A farmer challenges an engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician to fence off the largest amount of area using the least amount of fence. The engineer made his fence in a circle and said it was the most efficient. The physicist made a long line and said that the length was infinite. Then he said that fencing half of the Earth was the best. The mathematician laughed at the others and with his design, beat the others. What did he do?

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