cleanlogicwhat am II move very slowly at an imperceptible rate, although I take my time, I am never late. I accompany life, and survive past demise, I am viewed with esteem in many women's eyes. What am I?
I am your hair.
cleanpoemsshortWhat has roots as nobody sees,
Is taller than trees,
Up, up it goes
And yet never grows?
A mountain.
cleanfunnylogicshortA man was driving a black truck. His lights were not on. The moon was not out. A lady was crossing the street. How did the man see her?
It was a bright, sunny day.
cleanlogicmysteryshortA man owned a casino and invited some friends.
It was a dark stormy night, and they all placed their money on the table right before the lights went out.
When the lights came back on, the money was gone.
The owner put a rooster in an old rusty tea kettle.
He told everyone to get in line and touch the kettle after he turned the lights off, and the rooster will crow when the robber touched it.
After everyone touched it, the rooster didn't crow, so the man told everyone to hold out their hands.
After examining all the hands, he pointed out who the robber was.
How did he know who stole the money?
Because the tea kettle was rusty, whoever touched it would have rust on their hands. The robber didn't touch the kettle, therefore he was the only one whose hands weren't rusty.
cleanlogicshortwhat am II repeat only the last word you say. The more I repeat, the softer I got. I cannot be seen but can be heard. What am I?
An Echo.
cleanshortWhat is the shortest complete sentence in the English language?
I am.
cleanshortwhat am II don't have wings, but I can fly. I don't have eyes, but I will cry! What am I?
A cloud.
cleancrazyfunnyHow far can a fox run into a grove?
Only halfway - then he’s running out of it!
cleanshortwhat am II can run, but not walk. Thought is not far behind me. What am I?
Nose.
cleanloveshortWhats the difference between love and marriage?
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
