cleanfunnyloveshortWhat did the paper clip say to the magnet?
I find you very attractive.
cleanlogicmathshortHow do you make the number 7 an even number without addition, subtraction, multiplication, or division?
Drop the "S".
logicshortA teacher decides to give a pop quiz one day but all of her students refuse to take the quiz thinking that the teacher will call off the quiz. She can give only one of these students a detention for skipping the quiz. All of the students know each other’s names and if a student knows he/she is getting a detention they take the quiz.
How can she threaten her students with the single detention so they all take the quiz?
She tells them that she will give the student who skips the quiz whose name comes first alphabetically a detention. This student won’t skip because they know they are getting a detention if they do. The next person alphabetically will then know that they will get a detention so they won’t skip either, and so on.
cleanshortwhat am II have seas without water. I have forests without wood. I have deserts without sand. I have houses with no brick. What am I?
A map.
cleanlogicshortThe thunder comes before the lightning; the lightning comes before the clouds. The rain dries everything it touches.
A volcano.
cleanlogicshortwhat am IWash it and it isn't clean. Don't wash it and then it's clean. What I Am?
Water.
interviewlogicmath Four people need to cross a rickety bridge at night. Unfortunately, they have only one torch and the bridge is too dangerous to cross without one. The bridge is only strong enough to support two people at a time. Not all people take the same time to cross the bridge. Times for each person: 1 min, 2 mins, 7 mins and 10 mins. What is the shortest time needed for all four of them to cross the bridge?
It is 17 mins.
1 and 2 go first, then 1 comes back. Then 7 and 10 go and 2 comes back. Then 1 and 2 go again, it makes a total of 17 minutes.
logicshortwhat am IA word I know,
Six letters it contains,
Subtract just one,
And twelve is what remains.
Dozens.
cleanshortWhat is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?
Charcoal.
cleanfunnyshortFour men were fishing in a boat on the lake. The boat turned over and all four men sank to the bottom of the lake. And yet, not one single man got wet. How is this possible?
All of the men were married.
