shortWhat flies without wings?
Time.
cleanshortWhich vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?
Racecar.
animalfunnyshortImagine you are in a sinking rowboat surrounded by sharks. How would you survive?
Quit imagining.
animalcleanfunnyshortWhat do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?
A bird that will talk your ear off.
animalcleanfunnyWhat do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle Bells, Jungle bells..!
cleanlogicshortWhat has a head and a tail, but no body?
A coin.
cleanfunnyHow do you make the number one disappear?
Add the letter G and it’s "GONE".
cleanshortWhat has four legs, but can't walk?
A table.
funnyshortEveryone in the world needs it. They generously give it. But never take it. Then what is it?
Advice.
cleanfunnyshortwhat am II have no life, but I can die, what am I?
A battery.
